50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne N. Hew

50 Ways To Eat Cock
  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew
  • Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
  • Release Date : 2013
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 9781482591439
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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne N. Hew

50 Ways To Eat Cock
  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
  • Release Date : 2013-01-29
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 1481020137
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Recommended for people who enjoy 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne Hew

50 Ways To Eat Cock
  • Author : Adrienne Hew
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2019-10-07
  • Categories :
  • ISBN : 1734057106
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Start 2020 off with a bang! This companion cookbook to the popular Amazon bestseller 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! has your back. Stacked with gorgeous photos of beautiful cocks, this calendar will bring you pleasure month-after-month all year long with a happy ending in January 2021.

50 Ways to Eat Your Honey by Adrienne N. Hew, CN

50 Ways To Eat Your Honey
  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew, CN
  • Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
  • Release Date : 2014-08-01
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9781500681159
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"For everything you ever wanted to know about the world's healthiest sweetener, don't miss 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey by Adrienne Hew. Interesting information and great recipes!" - Sally Fallon Morell, President The Weston A. Price Foundation Author, Nourishing Traditions Modern sweeteners are the scourge of modern society, but there is one alluring sweet treat that has stood the test of time. Able to inspire poets and statesmen and conjure up sensual feelings, Honey -- REAL Honey -- has the ability to nourish, heal and comfort us. Contrasting her wildly popular tome, 50 Ways to Eat Cock, Certified Nutritionist Adrienne Hew's 50 Ways to Eat Your Honey: Healthy Honey Recipes for Mastering the Art of Honeylingus explores this decidedly feminine traditional food like you've never seen before. Join her on her journey from Honey virgin to deflowered aficionado while learning about the secrets of the hive and the crisis facing the bees. This book will give you not only 50 sumptuous ways to eat your Honey, but you will also discover the best ways to use Honey for maximum nutrition, heal internal and external wounds, and how to tell the real thing from impostors. It will change the way you look at Honey forever!

Fifty Shades of Chicken by Pouline Reage

Fifty Shades Of Chicken
  • Author : Pouline Reage
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release Date : 2012
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9780385345224
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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

What the F Should I Make for Dinner by Zach Golden

What The F    Should I Make For Dinner
  • Author : Zach Golden
  • Publisher : Running Press Adult
  • Release Date : 2011-09-27
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9780762443673
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If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.

Cock The Way Grandma Liked It by Anna Konik

Cock  The Way Grandma Liked It
  • Author : Anna Konik
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2019-09-26
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 195102544X
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ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows better than grandma? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we here at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are trying to fix this epidemic once and for all! No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock, only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who you can give it to as a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl/Women - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and boring. This raunchy stocking stuffer will bring her back to life! Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go, but she knows a good cock when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Finally, your Married Friend with Kids (Wife or Husband)- Poor Thing! Even if you give it as a stocking stuffers, this naughty book will be sure to keep them laughing! No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbooks. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes were made to bring families together. P.S. This book is also the perfect presents for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift Y

50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne Hew

50 Ways To Eat Cock
  • Author : Adrienne Hew
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2019-12-06
  • Categories :
  • ISBN : 1734057114
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We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.

A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

A Practical Guide To Racism
  • Author : C. H. Dalton
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2008-12-30
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 9781592404308
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A whimsical and irreverent evaluation of the world's diverse populations, written pseudonymously by the fictional son of an elitist family, argues in support of supremacist belief systems while diminishing the sufferings of minority groups. Reprint.

50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint A Chicken Lovers Cookbook by Anna Konik

50 Cocks That Won T Disappoint   A Chicken Lovers Cookbook
  • Author : Anna Konik
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2018-10-19
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 1942915535
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ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.

Food52 Dynamite Chicken by Tyler Kord

Food52 Dynamite Chicken
  • Author : Tyler Kord
  • Publisher : Ten Speed Press
  • Release Date : 2019-10-08
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9781524759018
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A game-changing collection of 60 new-fashioned chicken recipes from chef Tyler Kord and Food52, the award-winning online kitchen and home destination. Sautéed, fried, or nestled in a sheet pan, chicken is a clear winner for home cooks around the world--from jerk chicken and chicken adobo to Vietnamese chicken noodle soup, pho ga. But because chicken is so popular, you may feel like you've run out of new ways to love it. That's where Food52 and Tyler Kord come in, bringing you a clever collection of deliciously inventive chicken dishes. In this book, you'll find creative recipes for every occasion: Winning weeknight dinners and ambitious-but-worth-it weekend projects; meals to impress guests and satisfy picky kids; and cozy comfort foods to curl up with. Tyler's new classics will soon join your regular recipe lineup, with dishes like Roast Chicken with All of the Vegetables in Your CSA, Broiled Chicken Thighs with Plum Tomatoes & Garlic, Patrick's Fried Chicken with Spicy Pickles, and Tangy Rose's Lime-Glazed Wings. He throws in a few surprises, too, like Chicken & Kimchi Pierogies and Spicy Parmesan Chicken Potpie, along with an ingenious combination of chicken and lasagna (called Chickensagna, naturally). And thanks to handy how-tos on carving, trussing, spatchcocking, making stock from scratch, and much more, you'll learn every chicken trick in the--well--book. So even if chicken's already your trusty dinner go-to, Dynamite Chicken will have you eating lots more of it, and never getting bored.

How to Eat Cock by Cosima Hussey

How To Eat Cock
  • Author : Cosima Hussey
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release Date : 2020-10-01
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 9781473577718
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The perfect book to get the most out of your cock. By her own admission, Cossie Hussey loves cock. With How to Eat Cock, join her on a culinary exploration and learn to know your way around cock just as well as she does. With recipes honed by a childhood spent on her family farm - from sticky southern fried cock to gobble up with your hands, served with a creamy slaw to the ultimate cock monsieur, a steamy and indulgent feast to share with your friends- let Hussey show you how to get the very best out of your cock.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner by Stacie Billis

Winner  Winner  Chicken Dinner
  • Author : Stacie Billis
  • Publisher : Storey Publishing
  • Release Date : 2020-04-28
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9781635861570
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With this cookbook on their kitchen counters, home cooks can prepare delicious chicken suppers with confidence and ease. The spirit of this cookbook lies in author Stacie Billis’ light, funny, and instructional tone, which takes the intimidation factor out of working with chicken, whether breaking down a bird or roasting it whole. Each chapter is chock-full of tips and tricks that use a wide range of techniques, from braising and roasting to grilling, slow cooking, and sheet-pan cooking, and all fifty recipes focus on tender meat infused with flavor. Keep roasted chicken classic, or give it pizzazz with the addition of a savory compound butter. Get perfectly crispy tenders without frying or give fajitas with lime crema the sheetpan treatment for easy prep (and cleanup). Other favorite recipes include Chicken Thighs with Maple–Cider Vinegar Glaze and Fennel-Apple Slaw, Sheet Pan Shawarma, Chicken Parmesan Meatballs, Green and White Chicken Chili, Peachy Sriracha Sticky Wings, and Pineapple Chicken Salad with Green Beans and Toasted Coconut. With colorful photographs of every recipe, readers will master the classics and discover new favorites for every occasion, from a casual dinner party to a backyard cookout.

Spot the Cock by Summersdale

Spot The Cock
  • Author : Summersdale
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2020-10-06
  • Categories : Games & Activities
  • ISBN : 1787835901
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They seek them here, they seek them there, these cocks are simply everywhere! But are you beady-eyed enough to find a penis poking out in different locations? From the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty search and find book.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To by Graham Johnson

Images You Should Not Masturbate To
  • Author : Graham Johnson
  • Publisher : Perigee Trade
  • Release Date : 2011
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 0399536493
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Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier. Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure yourself. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

The Mission Chinese Food Cookbook by Danny Bowien

The Mission Chinese Food Cookbook
  • Author : Danny Bowien
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release Date : 2015-11-10
  • Categories : Cooking
  • ISBN : 9780062243430
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From rising culinary star Danny Bowien, chef and cofounder of the tremendously popular Mission Chinese Food restaurants, comes an exuberant cookbook that tells the story of an unconventional idea born in San Francisco that spread cross-country, propelled by wildly inventive recipes that have changed what it means to cook Chinese food in America Mission Chinese Food is not exactly a Chinese restaurant. It began its life as a pop-up: a restaurant nested within a divey Americanized Chinese joint in San Francisco’s Mission District. From the beginning, a spirit of resourcefulness and radical inventiveness has infused each and every dish at Mission Chinese Food. Now, hungry diners line up outside both the San Francisco and New York City locations, waiting hours for platters of Sizzling Cumin Lamb, Thrice-Cooked Bacon, Fiery Kung Pao Pastrami, and pungent Salt-Cod Fried Rice. The force behind the phenomenon, chef Danny Bowien is, at only thirty-three, the fastest-rising young chef in the United States. Born in Korea and adopted by parents in Oklahoma, he has a broad spectrum of influences. He’s a veteran of fine-dining kitchens, sushi bars, an international pesto competition, and a grocery-store burger stand. In 2013 Food & Wine named him one of the country’s Best New Chefs and the James Beard Foundation awarded him its illustrious Rising Star Chef Award. In 2011 Bon Appétit named Mission Chinese Food the second-best new restaurant in America, and in 2012 the New York Times hailed the Lower East Side outpost as the Best New Restaurant in New York City. The Mission Chinese Food Cookbook tracks the fascinating, meteoric rise of the restaurant and its chef. Each chapter in the story—from the restaurant’s early days, to an ill-fated trip to China, to the opening of the first Mission Chinese in New York—unfolds as a conversation between Danny and his collaborators, and is accompanied by detailed recipes for the add

101 Ways to Eat Cock by Dandy Journals

101 Ways To Eat Cock
  • Author : Dandy Journals
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release Date : 2019-11
  • Categories :
  • ISBN : 170438513X
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101 Ways to Eat Cock: Funny Blank Recipe Book This well designed 8"x 10" blank recipe book is great for capturing all of your favorite chicken recipes. It includes 101 pages to document the recipes and plenty of room to write out every detail of how to prepare the dish! Features: A modern, funny and sleek cover with a Matte finish that is soft to the touch 101 recipe pages Sized perfectly for your bookshelf in the kitchen Makes a great Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift, Appreciation gift or gift for any occasion Get fantastic value for the money

How to Cope with an ENORMOUS PENIS by Scott Curtis

How To Cope With An ENORMOUS PENIS
  • Author : Scott Curtis
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2018-09-13
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  • ISBN : 1719909660
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AMERICA'S #1 GAG GIFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS!..Give it on birthdays or at bachelor parties, for Christmas or Hanukkah, or any time you want to get a big laugh! Leave it on your desk or among your other books- and watch the look on your friends' faces when they notice it!.(Note:. This is a BLANK BOOK. We hope you'll have lots of fun with it!)

Eat What You Want and Die Like A Man by Steve H. Graham

Eat What You Want And Die Like A Man
  • Author : Steve H. Graham
  • Publisher : Kensington Books
  • Release Date : 2008
  • Categories : Humor
  • ISBN : 0806528680
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Why choke down bland, mushy, steamed veggies and brown rice when there's so much fat-laden, calorie-rich, heart-bursting cuisine out there to be savored? Because you want to live? So you can spend your golden years wandering aimlessly around a Florida shopping mall and eating dinner at 2 in the afternoon? So your rotten kids can plop you into some hellhole of a nursing home the minute you forget what day it is?

A Butt Tonne of Dick Pics by Big Richard

A Butt Tonne Of Dick Pics
  • Author : Big Richard
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2019-12-11
  • Categories :
  • ISBN : 1674462484
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Stuck for a cheeky gift for secret Santa? Want to surprise your friends with a fun gag book? This book is perfect for a laugh with friends, colleagues, and family! Buy today, laugh tomorrow! 100 pages of lined paper. 6"X9".